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On occasion, we get lost in the jokes and feel the need to let loose. Usually, those jokes don't make it into the podcast, but these were too good to pass up… also, Jake has a laugh-whistle.

Direct download: Lost_in_the_bloopers.mp3
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Easily the best episode, of anything, ever… seriously… in the history of everything, this comes out trumps. We talk Hitch, we dive into the mailbag and answer many, many questions… and tare pseudoscience a new pseudo-a-hole. Enjoy. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:07pm EST

We sat down to have a chat with Tanya Smith, the President of Atheist Aliance International. We talk AAI, conferences and events around the world, Hitchens, wine and how atheists should celebrate Christmas. If you'd like to support Atheist Alliance International please join as a member or donate:

http://www.atheistalliance.org/support-aai/aai-membership 

http://www.atheistalliance.org/support-aai/donate

Direct download: Atheist_Alliance_International.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:31am EST

The God Particle; Vaccinating against stupidity; the Higgs Bison (pun); Prostate exams; what to call a believer and an ImaginaryFriendsShow rendition of A Christmas Carol. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:05am EST

The Catholic League suggests that there are Christians in the Atheist community and that Christians should 'adopt an atheist', and turn them to Jesus' crust.

Direct download: Adopt_An_Atheist.mp3
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Marty Pribble from MartinSPribble.com joins me to talk Deepak Chopra; killing Santa for children; a cure for HIV; Islamic cucumber fetishes and love through martial arts. Enjoy.

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Legalization of same sex marriage in Australia; demonizing homosexuality on world AIDS day; biology students walking out of biology fundamentals lectures for Islam; and more. Enjoy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:21am EST

The science of winning through destroying the sacred items of another culture. If that's not cryptic enough, then I don't know what is.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:49am EST

Eviscerating stupidity with science, episode 2 - Eviscerating the 2012 Mayan calendar myths with archaeology!

Direct download: 2012_and_The_Mayan_Calender.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:56am EST

Kristallnacht, "The Night of Broken Glass" occurred on the 10-11 of November, 1938, and marked the commencement of the Holocaust for over 5 million Jewish people. Never forget.

Direct download: Kristallnacht.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:43am EST

This week we talk Italy, Parthenogenetic Stick Insects, Islamic honour killings, a bible reading record attempt, ethics classes vs religious instruction, and Jake has a freaking meltdown! Enjoy, Ninjas!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:04am EST

This is numero uno in a new series of podcast that I hope to do regularly, tentatively called, 'Eviscerating morons with science'. I'm sure I'll change it to be more inclusive. This week we kill the Noachian Flood myth.

Direct download: Eviscerating_Noah.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:22am EST

Trailer to the new movie, Carl Sagan's, The Ring; Ray Comfort is a master salesman... and propagandist; The Pope wants to preserve his right do stop people from dying with dignity; Israelis sue geneticists and stenographers for not diagnosing serious deformities and; Cross Song. Enjoy.

Direct download: IFSBOOTY70.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:08am EST

Dave Silverman from the American Atheists (www.atheists.org) joins Jake and Gregg to talk religion, science, politics, rationality and The Reason Rally in 2012. Dave also says some stuff... really riske` stuff... and I think I want to go to The Reason Rally 2012!!!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 12:39am EST

This week we talk Gadaffi; ex-gay bigots Exodus International; discriminating against ones right to discriminate; Harold Camping fails again; Richard Dawkins gets bitchslapped by Gregg... and more. Enjoy

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:12am EST

This week, the gang talk blame for gay teen suicide, atheist existentialism, placing your cremated remains in bullets, condom advertisments and a whole bunch of other stuff. Enjoy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 9:00pm EST

The is the audio from the MSF/Doctors Without Borders event recorded live from the Think Inc conference in Melbourne. We chat to Cristina Rad and my mother-flipping idol, Neil deGrasse Tyson, the man who killed pluto!

Direct download: Neil_deGrasse_Tyson_and_Cristina_Rad.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:44am EST

This episode we talk about the omnipresence of Steve Jobs, Sarah Palin pulling out of indecision 2012, American politics, Slut Walk NYC, the fingerprint that god left on John Lennox and Muslim superheroes! Enjoy!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:40am EST

John Perkins, President of the Australian Secular Party joins Jake and Gregg to promote his views on education, immigration, carbon taxes, and, of course, his connections with the Australian Sex Party.

Direct download: IFS_Interview_-_Australian_Secular_Party_President_-_John_Perkins.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:44am EST

Jake is looking for a new political party, asylum seekers, courts stop arranged marriage, Christian schools make own national anthem and Saudi Arabia gives women the vote, then bullwhips a woman for driving... all this and more!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:50pm EST

Think Inc wrap-up, 15 questions 'Evolutionists' must answer, Atheism and autism, and the Battle for the Burka! Enjoy. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:50am EST

This show is live. It's mother-flipping true. We talk Iran, Burkas, Islam's role in society and prayer, Mary-Jane, Weed, and pot and about 60 or 70 other things. Here it is, delivered straight to your ear slits.

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Category:general -- posted at: 5:48pm EST

Episode 2 of the Science-Gasm with Pete Darwin! This week, we talk obesity, climate change, deep drilling into ancient lakes and anaemic vegans.

Direct download: IFSScienceGasm2.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:47am EST

Rudy Ruddell joins the show to puzzle out how the hell the conservatives have managed to attract the constituents that they want to remove rights from; a Catholic priest who believes in exorcism will be the head of mental health reform in Australia; and at least 700 other things!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:21am EST

Bonus Science-gasm with Pete Darwin. We chat natural, evidence based therapies, such as meditation, the placebo effect, and then some vomitus attempts at evidence based "natural therapies".

Direct download: BonusScienceGasm.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:12am EST

What a spectacular episode - the BC/AD contention; atheists with "faith" and "spirituality"; the Pope asks god to forgive non-evangelizing Catholics; and global warming causes mental health problems and much, much, much more!

Direct download: IFSBOOTY61.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:06am EST

In this super special, and tremendously awesome, episode of "The Miracles of Modern Day Science, with Pete Darwin", Jake, Gregg and Pete talk about the lizard sex around Australia; Homo sapiens with european ancestors got their immunity from Neandertals and; the evolution of morality. Also, Jake is sick and may have lost his tiny little mind. 

Direct download: IFSBootyBONUSSCIENCE.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:30am EST

This episode Gregg and I talk about a million different things, we introduce Guru Habungadung, welcome back Psychic Bob, Gregg plugs his instagram, and also, Jake sounds obscenely sexy with a cold.

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:35pm EST

This episode, Gregg and I chat about anthropomorphising, the evolution of the Homo species and several other questions from listeners. Pete and I also chat about the stupidity of Aussies and our terrible propensity to mix science with science-fiction. Enjoy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:59am EST

Apologies for the long episode... but it's awesome! This week, we talk parasites, leaches and scat. We also go into nukes for Christ, rioters, interracial couples are unnatural, Russian 'Atlantis' and confirm that Bert and Ernie are gay. Enjoy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:38am EST

In this bonus episode, we're joined by Sean, James and Desh, the masterminds (and indeed they are masterful minds) behind the upcoming Think Inc. conference (http:\\www.thinkinc.org.au) in Melbourne on the 18th of September. YOU CAN WIN TICKETS!! Send your answer to the following question to, ImaginaryFriendsShow@gmail.com: "In the next 10 years, what does the world need to do in order to survive and flourish?" 

Direct download: IFSBONUSThinkInc.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 6:36am EST

Dear BFFs, this week we talk Swedish atom splitters, no Burkas in Italy, longevity amongst the Jewish, world wide economic melt down perpetrated by the GOP and Tea Party, the WTC Cross and Jake's hairy legs. Enjoy. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:28am EST

In this bonus episode, we catch up with Ron Williams, the Queensland father taking on the National School Chaplaincy Program at the High Court of Australia http://www.highcourtchallenge.com/. We also chat with Jason Ball of the Atheist Foundation of Australia on the "Mark No Religion on the Census" campaign http://www.censusnoreligion.org/

Direct download: IFSBOOTYBonusNSCPandCENSUS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 8:29am EST

Look, I'm busy, ok! This week we chat with Tyler Vela, Christian Apologist... FOR A REALLY LONG TIME!! We also talk archeopteryx with Pete Darwin. Peace, love and everything in between. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:00am EST

We sat down with CJ Werleman, author of God Hates You, Hate Him Back and Jesus Lied - He was only human; on his latest and greatest book, Koran Curious.

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Defence of marriage act; Norwegian extremist-christian; Sharia in Australia; sex in the streets; cannabis; DADT; and everything else. Enjoy!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:51am EST

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To avoid hearing about the debt ceiling crisis. Yeah, I went there! Testing anal dilation for gay priests (seriously), Rick Perry,  Catholics tired of Catholicism and skeptical problems in skeptic town.

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In this episode, Jake interviews Ben Phelps of the Westboro Baptist "God Hates Fags" Church in Topeka, Kansas. Homophobia and bigotry never sounded so horribly wrong.

Direct download: IFSBOOTYGodHatesFags.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:27am EST

This episode we talk drug testing for people on welfare, 'real life' exorcisms, the Vatican is back in the black, and the Christian proseletyzing rules handbook. Also, Pete Darwin and I talk all things Botulism. 

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Gregg and I talk "the 5 things that atheists have wrong about religion", by Bee Schofeild, and the 'missionary position'. Pete Darwin and I chat about the newly banned synthetic weed "kronic". We also probe the origins of Gregg's serious science addiction. Enjoy.

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In this episode, we welcome Pete Darwin and a new segment, "The Miracles of Modern Day Science!" Pete and I talk solar flux, solar minimum and solar plexus... and coral bleaching. We also talk social injustice and the right to refuse police requests for religious reasons, and reincarnated secular Jewish lawyers being stoned to death by bad reporters. Enjoy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:22am EST

Short show this week because I've got exams this week, but a great show nonetheless. In this show we talk about what will happen when gay marriage is legalised, i.e. we'll all turn into Asians. We also talk about the Democrat's Weiner problem and the Republican mass-debate... because there were 7... it was a mass-debate. 

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 4:36am EST

So, we've had such jam-packed episodes over the last couple of weeks that inevitably things have had to be cut, here are the best bits of what you missed... and snake poo.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:42am EST

It's like he said, Sherif, he came out of nowhere... it's as though he was a ghost or somethin'. This week we talk moustaches, atoms and Catholic Contraceptive Advice. Also, there was too much news for a single episode, so you'll see another episode pop up later this week. Enjoy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:26am EST

Dear Gargantuan Garden Gnostic Gnomes, this week we talk Jesus, boobs, Jesus' boobs and Jake's boobs. Also, Oprah, Deepak Chopra's secret, the rejection of secularism in Bangladesh and a fine worth 3 years wages in Nepal for leaving your religion. Also, Jesus' boobs. Enjoy.

Direct download: IFSBOOTY48.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 3:59am EST

The gentiles from the Godless Business podcast and I got together to talk sexy nuns, the National School Chaplaincy Program, Religious Education and Instruction in schools, sexy nuns, naughty Popes, sexy nuns, and then some other stuff. Enjoy.

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:51am EST

Could Harold Camping actually be the savior of the universe? I think so. Also, condoms, dancing nuns, progressive bishops, refugee/boat people/"they're taking our jobs"/queue jumpers and a whole load of other interesting stuff. Enjoy, lover.

Direct download: IFSBOOTY47.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:20pm EST

Recording on rapture day 2011 wasn't easy, but it wasn't hard either. No, like all fairy tales, it was juuuust right... and then a bear ate it... or something. Nonetheless, open your mind and your ears and get ready to be splendifourized, because this is a hugely awesome show... which is also huge. Israel, Glenn Beck, Rapture, Halal and Sharia, and penis twirling. Yeah, it's in there. Enjoy!

Direct download: IFSBOOTY46.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 1:00am EST

Having drunk more than half of the wine in Australia's bible-belt, we've returned to open a can of whoop-ass on some gererally unsavoury stuff. Osama, The Vatican's new anti-child-rape guidelines, the seven deadly sins and then some other stuff.

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Jake is attending rehab in wine country (which is actually the 'bible belt' of Australia doing research for book #2, so we've pre-cooked this episode for your aural pleasure. WTF happens if the atheism/secularism movement succeeds and what is the atheist worldview?

Direct download: IFSBOOTY44.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:18am EST

Saint Peter is back to talk politics, science, misogyny and religion, we take a look into the deplorable world of the proselytising born again Christians and ZIONISM, the belief in the "c'mon, you promised", land!

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If anyone can, the Vatican can... and the Aust. Christian Lobby can too.. and will.. and did. We also talk Obama the Panda, Aliens and EASTER!

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Category:general -- posted at: 3:17am EST

In this schklepisode, we talk astronomy, astrology, China, prayer, Afghanistan, France, and sneezing. Enjoy!

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Category:Podcast -- posted at: 2:42am EST

Episode 40 - The Power of Christ Confounds You!

WELCOME BACK GREGG SAVAGE! In this episode, pre-recorded for your aural pleasure, Jake and Gregg talk  about a trillion different things in the oblong of discussion (topical joke). Mainly though, they talk about why, in the mother-flipping boon-doggies, atheists are so darn heck anrgy! Also, if you were among the first 2k to download last weeks show, sorry about the audio!! Enjoy the show!

Direct download: IFSBOOTY40.mp3
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In this episode, we talk abortion laws, atheist pride, love, the implications of burning a Koran and we give you the new Atheist anthem for Easter, Chocolate Feaster. Enjoy.

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In this episode of the one true podcast, we find out what the Catholic Church does to make the eucharist, we talk Thorium, Koran burning, Noah's flood and comet impacts, and then a whole load of other crap (non-pejorative).

Check out the Religious Antagonist: http://www.youtube.com/user/religiousantagonist.

Direct download: IFSBOOTY38.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 3:04am EST

Dear Autobots,
Welcome to part two of our conversation with Christian apologist and Michael Cera soundalike... and my pal, Tyler Vela.
Enjoy.
Jake.

Direct download: IFSBOOTYTylerVela2.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 8:12am EST

So, folks, you asked for Satan to come back... and I tried, but Jesus hijacked the mother-flipping show. In this show, we talk creationism, homosexuality, Lady Gaga, racism and then some other stuff. Enjoy.

Direct download: IFSBOOTY37.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 7:42am EST

Episode 36 - Satan 'Comes Out' to Play

In this episode, we talk metiorites, Mummar Gaddafi, Polyamory, MORE catholic sex abusers outed, climate change, and then some other stuff. Enjoy!

Direct download: Episode_36.mp3
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In this episode we talk Wisconsin, Planned Parenthood, NHS funding for hospital chaplains, Papal bigotry and some other stuff. Also, we introduce another episode of The Infancy Gospels of Thomas.

Direct download: Ep35.mp3
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Welcome to this super special salubriously spectaular bonus episode where Jake talks religion, bible errancy, culture and politics with Christian apologist and Michael Cera impersonator, Tyler Vela. This is part one of an ongoing series. Enjoy.

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This episode is, like, totally gay! BECAUSE IT'S MARDI GRAS TIME!! There's a new song, we talk Beiber, Climate Cange, colostomy bags and the what do we think theists think about us?

Direct download: Ep_34.mp3
Category:Podcast -- posted at: 5:12am EST

What a great show! New York Mosque, Gay Marriage, automatic organ donation, a new interpretation of Islam for Pakistan, and then some other stuff. Also, make sure you vote for us in the atheist podcast awards: http://goo.gl/2bNqe. Enjoy.

Direct download: Ep_33.mp3
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You made us to the top 5 of Atheist Podcasts in the Atheism/Agnosticism abount.com awards... now we kind of need you to vote again to take us higher than the bottom rung - http://tinyurl.com/4ze4v2f. Massive show, heaps of news, and Jake has a Catholic confession for your aural pleasure!

Direct download: Ep_32.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:24am EST

Having defeated it's enemy in a perilously long and drawn out battle upon the ledge of a clock tower, Show 31 is here. We talk to David Nicholls from the AFA about the 2011 Census, we get angry at disengenuous Obama, more Danny Nalliah, and then theres all that other stuff.

Direct download: Show_31.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:35am EST

What a show!! Seriously, a lot of time and effort and sacrificed children went into the making of this show… so many sacrificed children, in fact, that we had to renew our advert on Craig’s List for more children… sadly, the Vatican always get’s them first! Nonetheless, awesome episode, possibly the best thus far.

Direct download: Show_30.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 4:45am EST

Episode 8

The complete antithesis to anything on WikiLeaks, Episode 8 is now legally available! And, exactly unlike WikiLeaks, it will no doubt cause little to no controversy! What can we offer? How about commentary on the latest religious news from Australia and around the globe (why not just say, ‘around the globe’? I hear you ask…), Gina enlightens us on the Mormons, Keith enlightens us on the most ridiculous of all that is religious, Jesus enlightens YOU with his hard-hitting advice, and Psychic Robert manages to de-enlighten you with his completely unimpressive psychic abilities. Sounds better than a vuvuzela! Surely? Enjoy the show!

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Category:general -- posted at: 7:17am EST

This week we examine the ridiculousness of sharia law in Saudia Arabia, Keith goes searching in Pakistan for this week’s winner of the Imaginary Friends Imaginary Award for Imaginary Intelligence, Gina narrowly avoids death after calling scientology a “cult”, Allah drops by for a chat on the lounge, Psychic Bob predicts the unpredictable, we avoid washing our hands to save our modesty after predicting the coming of Christ and our Michael Jackson tribute takes a religious twist! All this in just over 50 minutes? It must be a miracle…

Direct download: Imaginary_Friends_Show_-_Episode_7.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:42am EST

A pseudo-intellectual discussion on the pseudo-coup which recently put the first pseudo-redhead into the highest pseudo-level of office in Australia’s pseudo-political system and what it means for the secular and pseudo-secular minorities of this nation… sue dough?

Direct download: Imaginary_Friends_Show_-_Episode_6_BONUS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:30am EST

This week we examine the ridiculousness of sharia law in Saudia Arabia, Keith goes searching in Pakistan for this week’s winner of the Imaginary Friends Imaginary Award for Imaginary Intelligence, Gina narrowly avoids death after calling scientology a “cult”, Allah drops by for a chat on the lounge, Psychic Bob predicts the unpredictable, we avoid washing our hands to save our modesty after predicting the coming of Christ and our Michael Jackson tribute takes a religious twist! All this in just over 50 minutes? It must be a miracle…

Direct download: Imaginary_Friends_Show_-_Episode_6.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:23am EST

This is a ‘Lost Episode’ which, for reasons God only knows, wasn’t able to be uploaded on time. So, in all our amateur glory, here it is for your belated pleasure! New episode is being record as we speak so don’t get your knickers in a knot… Yet.

Direct download: Imaginary_Friends_Show_-_Lost_Episode.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 6:06am EST

Supermegaubertremendamagnifafabuloawesome! It’s episode 4! Plenty of news and reviews to throw at you, covering the Vatican’s plan to invite atheists to debate with theologians about the existence of God (unless you’ve sold more than 10 copies of your book…) and the recent decision to go against the religiously -based wishes of some parents in S.A and save their son in the here-and-now. We have some new candidates for the Imaginary Friends Show Imaginary Award for Imaginary Intelligence… so many to choose from but there can only be one winner! And all your favourites – God, Psychic Bob, etc… Enjoy the show! 

Direct download: Imaginary_Friends_Show_-_Episode_4.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:51am EST

Bonus Episode 1 - Inside Creation Magazine

A humorous look (is there any other way to look at it?) inside this month’s “Creation Magazine”. Wanna know which fossils were planted by the devil and which ones are not a trick? Then this is your magazine!

Direct download: Imaginary_Friends_Show_-_Episode_4_BONUS.mp3
Category:general -- posted at: 5:03am EST

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